Funny as Hell

So I'm sitting here working on music and listening to tropic thunder and just laughed my ass of because Tom Cruise is fucking hilarious in it. The best part of all his quotes is this:

Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): Perfect! Hey Tuggernuts I got you on speaker phone, I’m standing here with Les Grossman and he’s dying to tell you why he apparently wiped his ass with the TIVO clause from your contract.

(Flaming Dragon): we are Flaming Dragon Speedman is with us now, for 50 million… you would get him back.

Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): who is this… and how did you get this phone.

(Flaming Dragon): we are Flaming Dragon… Simple Jack belongs to us now.

Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): oh he does, does he… hey let me tell you something shit bird… I’ve never even heard of your little agency, but if you think you can pouch my client…

(Flaming Dragon): send 50 million dollar or your new Si-Si-Simple Jack cant cause I’m going to kill him!

Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): This is Les Grossman who is this…

(Flaming Dragon): THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!

Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): oh ok! Framing Dragon; fuck face; first, take a big step back and littarly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten bullshit power play your trying to pull here, but agent Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fuck’n fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the fuck’n United Nation to get a fuck’n binding resolution to keep me from fuck’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother Fucker! I will Massacre You! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!

(Les Grossman hangs the phone up)

Who knew Tom Cruise could be this fucking funny

Quotes of the Day

"I like to think of my Jesus wearing a tuxedo shirt because its says I'm formal, but I'm here to party"
-Talladega Nights

"Hahaha Doc we don't remember a thing from last night, you guys remember"
-The Hangover

"All of the men in my service owe me 100 nazi scalpes and I want my scalpes!"
-Inglorious Bastards

Quote of the day

"Let us pray. Dear Lord Jesus Christ, and by Jesus Christ I'm referring to blond, good-looking, lightly-bearded or clean-shaven Jesus Christ, not hippie-looking Jesus or swarthy, more Middle Eastern Jesus - who's probably more historically accurate - not that guy. So dear clean-shaven or lightly-bearded-like-Mike-Piazza Jesus, we give thanks to you and to everything you do. Your love and acceptance washes over all of us like the warm healing waters in one of those European toilets that cleans you inside and out. I believe it's called a bid-ett. Dear blond, almost Swiss-looking Jesus, we ask you to allow us to accept everyone in this theater tonight, regardless of their religious beliefs, whether it be Muslim, or Hindu, or Jewish, or witchcraft."
-Will Ferrell as George W. Bush in You're Welcome America

Library

So there was this day that I went to Walden Books looking for a Palahniuk book and they didn't have it and asking the girl behind the desk she recommended Christpher Moore as a replacement. Now as a reader of authors catalogs I was skeptical of spending money on an author I knew nothing about. So for christmas this year I asked for some of his works. My girlfriends parents got me Moore's first 3 books and I have flown through them in about a week in an half and had to go to Barnes N Noble and buy 2 more. Moore is a fantastic author that is funny and riveting and writes novels that you just want to keep reading and reading.

Check him out! Either Practical Demonkeeping or Bloodsucking Fiends those 2 are awesome.

Peace,
Zissou

Movies to see!

So there are some movies that people need to see.
Paranormal Activity
Mirrors (which is highly awesome and extremely underrated)
The Goods (This whole movie is funny as shit)

So I've been told by my best friends that Avatar in IMAX is a must see. I'm a little skeptical about it because I see trailers and I'm like yes I want to see that but then I see trailers and say no I'll wait. So its definately up to you if you want to see it or not.

Movies that I want to see are:
Sherlock Holmes
Halloween 2
and probaly others that I cant think of right now.

Peace,
Zissou

Spearfishing NC

Went spearfishing on sat in NC off hatteras village. Went out 15 miles offshore and bagged a couple pompanos one @ 50ft & the other @ 55ft. This was freediving no tanks needed. Serious fun!

The Strangers

I finally sat down and watched this movie and holy shit this movie is crazy. The whole movie your sitting there going wtf? and then when its over you basically say damn that was seriously disturbing. The executive producer of the movie called it right, this is not a horror movie its a "terror" movie. Liv Tyler and Scott Speedman did a good job, but you could've put and two actor in this movie, one with a screaming voice like Rachel Mc Adams and the movie still would have been the same. I believe the most disturbing part is in the ending and I don't want to give it away, but if you've seen this movie then you know what I am talking about.

The Strangers get a 4 out of 5.

This is def a rental (with some popcorn and the lights out).