So I'm sitting here working on music and listening to tropic thunder and just laughed my ass of because Tom Cruise is fucking hilarious in it. The best part of all his quotes is this:
Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): Perfect! Hey Tuggernuts I got you on speaker phone, I’m standing here with Les Grossman and he’s dying to tell you why he apparently wiped his ass with the TIVO clause from your contract.
(Flaming Dragon): we are Flaming Dragon Speedman is with us now, for 50 million… you would get him back.
Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): who is this… and how did you get this phone.
(Flaming Dragon): we are Flaming Dragon… Simple Jack belongs to us now.
Matthew McConaughey (Rick Peck): oh he does, does he… hey let me tell you something shit bird… I’ve never even heard of your little agency, but if you think you can pouch my client…
(Flaming Dragon): send 50 million dollar or your new Si-Si-Simple Jack cant cause I’m going to kill him!
Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): This is Les Grossman who is this…
(Flaming Dragon): THIS IS FLAMING DRAGON!
Tom Cruise (Les Grossman): oh ok! Framing Dragon; fuck face; first, take a big step back and littarly FUCK YOUR OWN FACE! Now I don’t know what kind of pampas hitten bullshit power play your trying to pull here, but agent Jack is my territory, so whatever your thinking; you better think again; otherwise I’m going to have to head down there and I will rain down in a godly fuck’n fire storm upon you, your going to have to call the fuck’n United Nation to get a fuck’n binding resolution to keep me from fuck’n destroying you! I Am Talking Scorched Earth Mother Fucker! I will Massacre You! I WILL FUCK YOU UP!
(Les Grossman hangs the phone up)
Who knew Tom Cruise could be this fucking funny
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