Thursday, September 25, 2008
Paerl Jam Ticket Contest
Verizon Wireless Amphitheater held a contest for Pearl Jam tickets. Create a short story using at least 20 Pearl Jam song titles. This was my entry.
The way things happen in a young mans life are not always the way they are planned. Their parent look forward to them going to college getting good grades and getting a career, but nothing as it seems can be that simple. Here is the story of a young black man named Jeremy. Jeremy was not your everyday student, but he got good grades and tried to keep his nose clean. He woke up every morning and thanked god that he was alive. He was very popular with his peers and was the star wide receiver of the football team. Jeremy’s only flaw was that his best friend growing up, Tyson was a gang banger in the group calling themselves All or None. Tyson liked to get into trouble and Jeremy’s smooth talking usually got them out of it. Tyson’s nickname was Animal, because when he got into a fight it was like a caged animal was released. Tyson who was trying to earn his stripes with the gang decided that Jeremy and himself should go on a road trip. Jeremy being the better man and knowing that Tyson would wind up in major trouble, said yes to going. As they were driving up and down the coastline, Jeremy was getting an urge to stop and get something to snack on. So they made a stop in this backwoods town. Jeremy and Tyson went into a little convenient store. The was and elderly woman behind the counter in a small town Jeremy though, how quaint. Tyson had other plans. Tyson walked up to the woman, pulled out his .45 glock and told the woman to empty the register. Jeremy froze not knowing what to do. The woman emptied the register and gave the money to Tyson. Tyson then shot the woman in the head, blood splattered everywhere even on Jeremy. The two men started to run to the car when gunshots went off in their direction. The sheriff just happened to be pulling up as the shots were fired. Jeremy and Tyson jumped in the car and took off. The sheriff gave chase. Jeremy looking into his rearview mirror asked Tyson why would he do something like that. Tyson’s response was that he wanted to be the man of the hour with the All or None crew. They only talked about killing and he killed. He wanted the immortality of the gang and being the first person to kill out of all of them. Jeremy told Tyson this life is not for you. He had no choice though this is his life, Tyson thought. Jeremy just took a deep breath as he dove away for the sheriff that had given chase. As the chase continued, Jeremy sped through the town weaving around cars. Just as he thought they were home free, Jeremy swerved hard to the right barely missing a mother and daughter standing on the corner. The car rolled and crashed through the guardrail and dropped them deep into the woods. Jeremy tried to release himself from the mangled car, but his arm was broken and his leg pinned under the steering wheel. He looked over at Tyson, but he was already out of the car and running away. Jeremy heard the sheriff yell to his deputy; off he goes catch him he went around the bend. Jeremy was taken out of the car by paramedic’s and strapped to a gurney. He tried to tell the sheriff that it was Tyson who pulled the trigger not him. The sheriff didn’t care one bit. He was going to throw him in jail no matter what Jeremy said. Jeremy was thrown in jail. His cellmate was a man who went by the name of Ghost. Ghost was a psychotic you tried to organize a worldwide suicide, but was captured before he could initiate his plan. Ghost told Jeremy that he had found God while in prison and that it was God’s Dice that cause them to be in this place. God’s Dice was his way of saying fate. Jeremy just sat back and shook his head and realized that his life was now a life wasted. He knew he wasn’t getting out of jail. All he could think about was Tyson and how all this was his fault because he wanted to be a Glorified G.
The way things happen in a young mans life are not always the way they are planned. Their parent look forward to them going to college getting good grades and getting a career, but nothing as it seems can be that simple. Here is the story of a young black man named Jeremy. Jeremy was not your everyday student, but he got good grades and tried to keep his nose clean. He woke up every morning and thanked god that he was alive. He was very popular with his peers and was the star wide receiver of the football team. Jeremy’s only flaw was that his best friend growing up, Tyson was a gang banger in the group calling themselves All or None. Tyson liked to get into trouble and Jeremy’s smooth talking usually got them out of it. Tyson’s nickname was Animal, because when he got into a fight it was like a caged animal was released. Tyson who was trying to earn his stripes with the gang decided that Jeremy and himself should go on a road trip. Jeremy being the better man and knowing that Tyson would wind up in major trouble, said yes to going. As they were driving up and down the coastline, Jeremy was getting an urge to stop and get something to snack on. So they made a stop in this backwoods town. Jeremy and Tyson went into a little convenient store. The was and elderly woman behind the counter in a small town Jeremy though, how quaint. Tyson had other plans. Tyson walked up to the woman, pulled out his .45 glock and told the woman to empty the register. Jeremy froze not knowing what to do. The woman emptied the register and gave the money to Tyson. Tyson then shot the woman in the head, blood splattered everywhere even on Jeremy. The two men started to run to the car when gunshots went off in their direction. The sheriff just happened to be pulling up as the shots were fired. Jeremy and Tyson jumped in the car and took off. The sheriff gave chase. Jeremy looking into his rearview mirror asked Tyson why would he do something like that. Tyson’s response was that he wanted to be the man of the hour with the All or None crew. They only talked about killing and he killed. He wanted the immortality of the gang and being the first person to kill out of all of them. Jeremy told Tyson this life is not for you. He had no choice though this is his life, Tyson thought. Jeremy just took a deep breath as he dove away for the sheriff that had given chase. As the chase continued, Jeremy sped through the town weaving around cars. Just as he thought they were home free, Jeremy swerved hard to the right barely missing a mother and daughter standing on the corner. The car rolled and crashed through the guardrail and dropped them deep into the woods. Jeremy tried to release himself from the mangled car, but his arm was broken and his leg pinned under the steering wheel. He looked over at Tyson, but he was already out of the car and running away. Jeremy heard the sheriff yell to his deputy; off he goes catch him he went around the bend. Jeremy was taken out of the car by paramedic’s and strapped to a gurney. He tried to tell the sheriff that it was Tyson who pulled the trigger not him. The sheriff didn’t care one bit. He was going to throw him in jail no matter what Jeremy said. Jeremy was thrown in jail. His cellmate was a man who went by the name of Ghost. Ghost was a psychotic you tried to organize a worldwide suicide, but was captured before he could initiate his plan. Ghost told Jeremy that he had found God while in prison and that it was God’s Dice that cause them to be in this place. God’s Dice was his way of saying fate. Jeremy just sat back and shook his head and realized that his life was now a life wasted. He knew he wasn’t getting out of jail. All he could think about was Tyson and how all this was his fault because he wanted to be a Glorified G.
The Dark Knight
This is not my typical review...Batman is my all-time favorite superhero and I will not give anything away on this movie. Heath Ledger was amazing as The Joker. You can not compare him to Jack's Joker they are two different types. Christian Bale again does a great job as Bruce Wayne/Batman and I love having Maggie Gyllenhaal as Rachael Dawes instead of Katie Holmes.
The Dark Knight gets a 4.8 out of 5.
SEE THIS MOVIE...ESPECIALLY IN IMAX!!!
The Dark Knight gets a 4.8 out of 5.
SEE THIS MOVIE...ESPECIALLY IN IMAX!!!
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull
It seems like the thing to do in movies today is to make sequels to the classics, even if it has been 24 years since the last installment. Fans have wanted Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull ever since the end of The Last Crusade. Indiana Jones is an icon on the big screen that just about everybody knows, so why not bring back the legendary teacher and see what kind of trouble he can get himself out of.
Steven Spielberg (First three Jones films) steps behind the camera to film this fourth installment in the life of Dr. Jones. His best friend and co-producer George Lucas (Star Wars) wrote the storyboard, while David Keopp (Spiderman, Mission Impossible) writes the screenplay. Harrison Ford (Star Wars) dons the fedora again as Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr. Karen Allen (Raiders of the Lost Arc, The Sandlot) returns as Marion Ravenwood a former love interest of Jones. Shia LaBeouf (Transformers, Disturbia) enters as Mutt Williams, a greaser/biker who is sent to find Jones. Cate Blanchett (Lord of the Rings trilogy) plays Irina Spalko, a Soviet agent who seems to has paranormal senses.
The story starts with Indiana Jones (Ford) and his friend George “Mac” McHale (Ray Winestone) being forced by Soviet Union forces, led by Irina Spalko (Blanchett), to find a crate located in Area 51. Jones shows them where the crate is by using the crate’s magnetic properties. Jones tries to escape but is double crossed by McHale. Jones eventually escapes into a atomic bomb test site and is found by the FBI. Jones goes back to work as an archeology teacher, but then learns he has been relieved of duty by the college. Jones is then found by Mutt Williams (LaBeouf), who needs Indiana’s help to find his friend Professor Oxley (John Hurt). Jones and Mutt then embark on a mission to find Oxley and Williams’ mother Mary, who was also abducted by the same people who took Oxley.
(This summary is short because I don’t want to give away too much of this movie and I want you to see it for yourself. With that said I have some thoughts and criticism. I am only doing this because I believe this movie could’ve been done better.)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a fantastic movie. There are some parts that did not sit well though. The whole aliens thing has been played out. Was this homage to Close Encounters of the Third Kind by Spielberg? Or was it just Lucas not knowing how to write anything else but science fiction? I just can’t believe with all of the history that is out there why do the whole aliens angle? Spielberg could’ve saved this story line for a later movie and still introduced all the new characters with a different script. All in all Indiana Jones was a great movie there was just a lot of holes left to be filled by future movies hopefully. I liked the character of Mutt, except for his hair; they seem to have a good angle on him and I loved the ending. This movie unfortunately does not exceed any of its predecessors.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull gets a 3.9 out of 5.
This is a must see on the big screen and a must own dvd.
Steven Spielberg (First three Jones films) steps behind the camera to film this fourth installment in the life of Dr. Jones. His best friend and co-producer George Lucas (Star Wars) wrote the storyboard, while David Keopp (Spiderman, Mission Impossible) writes the screenplay. Harrison Ford (Star Wars) dons the fedora again as Dr. Henry “Indiana” Jones Jr. Karen Allen (Raiders of the Lost Arc, The Sandlot) returns as Marion Ravenwood a former love interest of Jones. Shia LaBeouf (Transformers, Disturbia) enters as Mutt Williams, a greaser/biker who is sent to find Jones. Cate Blanchett (Lord of the Rings trilogy) plays Irina Spalko, a Soviet agent who seems to has paranormal senses.
The story starts with Indiana Jones (Ford) and his friend George “Mac” McHale (Ray Winestone) being forced by Soviet Union forces, led by Irina Spalko (Blanchett), to find a crate located in Area 51. Jones shows them where the crate is by using the crate’s magnetic properties. Jones tries to escape but is double crossed by McHale. Jones eventually escapes into a atomic bomb test site and is found by the FBI. Jones goes back to work as an archeology teacher, but then learns he has been relieved of duty by the college. Jones is then found by Mutt Williams (LaBeouf), who needs Indiana’s help to find his friend Professor Oxley (John Hurt). Jones and Mutt then embark on a mission to find Oxley and Williams’ mother Mary, who was also abducted by the same people who took Oxley.
(This summary is short because I don’t want to give away too much of this movie and I want you to see it for yourself. With that said I have some thoughts and criticism. I am only doing this because I believe this movie could’ve been done better.)
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was a fantastic movie. There are some parts that did not sit well though. The whole aliens thing has been played out. Was this homage to Close Encounters of the Third Kind by Spielberg? Or was it just Lucas not knowing how to write anything else but science fiction? I just can’t believe with all of the history that is out there why do the whole aliens angle? Spielberg could’ve saved this story line for a later movie and still introduced all the new characters with a different script. All in all Indiana Jones was a great movie there was just a lot of holes left to be filled by future movies hopefully. I liked the character of Mutt, except for his hair; they seem to have a good angle on him and I loved the ending. This movie unfortunately does not exceed any of its predecessors.
Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull gets a 3.9 out of 5.
This is a must see on the big screen and a must own dvd.
Beatles Love by Cirque Du Soleil
While in Las Vegas I went to see the show Beatles Love by Cirque Du Soleil at the Mirage. This is the most fascinating show I have ever seen. I don't know if there are words to describe it. The music enter twined with the dancing and all to Beatles music is incredible. All I can say is that if you are a Beatles fan you have to see this show.
Beatles Love gets a 10 out of 5.
Beatles Love gets a 10 out of 5.
Harold and Kumar: Escape from Guantanamo Bay
When you think of movie sequels you think damn this better be better than the original and better live up to the hype also. Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay does not really do either. It doesn’t surpass the first, but its also not worse than the first. This movie is about the same two bubbling idiots just another way.
Directors Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, who also directed the first installment, bring their crude humor and weed laced comedy back to the big screen. Harold and Kumar are agin played by John Cho and Kal Penn.
The story takes place a bout 5 minutes after Harold (Cho) and Kumar (Penn) get back from White Castle and are about to embark on a trip to Amsterdam to follow Harold’s new girlfriend Maria (Paula Garces). While on the plane to Amsterdam, Kumar gets the wild hair up his ass to try out his new invention the smokeless bong in the bathroom. Kumar doesn’t shut the door and is spotted by an older lady who think he has a bomb. Harold and Kumar are then taken down by air marshals and return to the USA. They are then dubbed terrorists by a dim-witted government official Deputy Frye (Jack Conley). Frye sends them to Guantanamo Bay as terrorists. Harold and Kumar manage to escape prison, just before they were forced to have their daily dose of a cock-meat sandwich, with actual terrorists and sneak back into the US with a bunch of Cuban refugees. Harold and Kumar then begin the journey to Texas where they have a friend they hope will help them clear their names. So let the shenanigans begin.
Just like the first movie the two boys set out to do something and get massively sidetracked in the process. Though the is a lot of one-liners, funny scenes, nudity and lewd humor its basically the same movie done a different way.
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay gets a 2.5 out of 5.
(If you liked the first one you’ll like this one.)
This is a rental from the theatrical version, but I would suggest buying the unrated version instead, might have movie sick humor than the original. This is a laugh out loud movie.
Directors Jon Hurwitz and Hayden Schlossberg, who also directed the first installment, bring their crude humor and weed laced comedy back to the big screen. Harold and Kumar are agin played by John Cho and Kal Penn.
The story takes place a bout 5 minutes after Harold (Cho) and Kumar (Penn) get back from White Castle and are about to embark on a trip to Amsterdam to follow Harold’s new girlfriend Maria (Paula Garces). While on the plane to Amsterdam, Kumar gets the wild hair up his ass to try out his new invention the smokeless bong in the bathroom. Kumar doesn’t shut the door and is spotted by an older lady who think he has a bomb. Harold and Kumar are then taken down by air marshals and return to the USA. They are then dubbed terrorists by a dim-witted government official Deputy Frye (Jack Conley). Frye sends them to Guantanamo Bay as terrorists. Harold and Kumar manage to escape prison, just before they were forced to have their daily dose of a cock-meat sandwich, with actual terrorists and sneak back into the US with a bunch of Cuban refugees. Harold and Kumar then begin the journey to Texas where they have a friend they hope will help them clear their names. So let the shenanigans begin.
Just like the first movie the two boys set out to do something and get massively sidetracked in the process. Though the is a lot of one-liners, funny scenes, nudity and lewd humor its basically the same movie done a different way.
Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay gets a 2.5 out of 5.
(If you liked the first one you’ll like this one.)
This is a rental from the theatrical version, but I would suggest buying the unrated version instead, might have movie sick humor than the original. This is a laugh out loud movie.
Ironman
It seems that any and every comic book you can think of is becoming a big screen movie. With that said enter the newest in the line of Marvel comic books to be made into a movie. This is Iron Man!
Iron Man is another one of the creations to come out the the genius that is Stan Lee. Most notable though by Wu-Tang Clan member Ghostface Killah, who adopted the alias Tony Stark/Ironman. Director Jon Favreau (Made, Elf) takes on this comic book and transforms it into a blockbuster hit. Robert Downet Jr. (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Zodiac) dawns the suit of weapons creator Tony Stark and the armor of superhero Iron Man. Terrence Howard (Crash, Hustle & Flow) plays Jim Rhodes, an Air Force liaison to Stark Enterprises and friend of Stark himself. Gwyenth Paltrow (The Royal Tenebaums, Shallow Hal) portrays Stark’s assistant Pepper Potts. The number two man at Stark Enterprises is Obadiah Stane played by Jeff Brides (The Big Lewbowski).
Tony Stark (Downey Jr.) and Jim Rhodes (Howard) are in the Middle East of show the military Stark’s new weapon that will change the face of the weapons industry. The weapon is called the Jericho and ince fired it splits apart and all the componets come back to create a devistaing blast. Terrorists ironically using Stark Enterprises’ weapons attack Afetr the demostration, Stark and his convoy of soldiers. During the attack Stark is hit in the chest with shrapnel from a missle and passes out. Stark the awakens to find out the a doctor named Yinsen (Shaun Toub) has removed some shrapnel pieces, but couldn’t get them all. Yinsen places an electromagnet into Stark’s chest so that the other pieces cannot travel towards his heart and kill him. The magnet is hooked up to a car battery. Stark builds an Ark Reactor, a tiny version of a new type of power that fuels Stark Enterprises, and places that into his chest and is to run his heart for 50 lifetimes. Stark and Yinsen are then forced to recreate the Jericho missile for the terrorists. Instead Stark builds a make-shift iron suit that he uses to escapes the terrorists and is the then found by Rhodes and the military that was looking for him. After three months of captivity, Stark returns home with a new sense of what he should be doing with his life.
Iron Man the comic book was just a b-shelf comic, b meaning it was in the shadows of the bigger comics like X-Men, Wolverine, Superman, Batman, etc., but Iron Man the movie is most definitely an A-lister. This is one of the better movies to be made out of a comic book. Favreau does a fantastic job handling the explosions, battles and storylines of Iron Man leaving nothing to speculation exect when will Tony Stark show up next (just a hint on that…check out The Incredible Hulk staring Edward Norton, coming soon). Robert Downey Jr. was born to play the role of Tony Stark. Stark has an arrogance and confidence about himself and Downey Jr. has that also.
Iron Man gets a 4.3 out of 5.
This is a must see in the theaters and a definite must own dvd.
Iron Man is another one of the creations to come out the the genius that is Stan Lee. Most notable though by Wu-Tang Clan member Ghostface Killah, who adopted the alias Tony Stark/Ironman. Director Jon Favreau (Made, Elf) takes on this comic book and transforms it into a blockbuster hit. Robert Downet Jr. (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, Zodiac) dawns the suit of weapons creator Tony Stark and the armor of superhero Iron Man. Terrence Howard (Crash, Hustle & Flow) plays Jim Rhodes, an Air Force liaison to Stark Enterprises and friend of Stark himself. Gwyenth Paltrow (The Royal Tenebaums, Shallow Hal) portrays Stark’s assistant Pepper Potts. The number two man at Stark Enterprises is Obadiah Stane played by Jeff Brides (The Big Lewbowski).
Tony Stark (Downey Jr.) and Jim Rhodes (Howard) are in the Middle East of show the military Stark’s new weapon that will change the face of the weapons industry. The weapon is called the Jericho and ince fired it splits apart and all the componets come back to create a devistaing blast. Terrorists ironically using Stark Enterprises’ weapons attack Afetr the demostration, Stark and his convoy of soldiers. During the attack Stark is hit in the chest with shrapnel from a missle and passes out. Stark the awakens to find out the a doctor named Yinsen (Shaun Toub) has removed some shrapnel pieces, but couldn’t get them all. Yinsen places an electromagnet into Stark’s chest so that the other pieces cannot travel towards his heart and kill him. The magnet is hooked up to a car battery. Stark builds an Ark Reactor, a tiny version of a new type of power that fuels Stark Enterprises, and places that into his chest and is to run his heart for 50 lifetimes. Stark and Yinsen are then forced to recreate the Jericho missile for the terrorists. Instead Stark builds a make-shift iron suit that he uses to escapes the terrorists and is the then found by Rhodes and the military that was looking for him. After three months of captivity, Stark returns home with a new sense of what he should be doing with his life.
Iron Man the comic book was just a b-shelf comic, b meaning it was in the shadows of the bigger comics like X-Men, Wolverine, Superman, Batman, etc., but Iron Man the movie is most definitely an A-lister. This is one of the better movies to be made out of a comic book. Favreau does a fantastic job handling the explosions, battles and storylines of Iron Man leaving nothing to speculation exect when will Tony Stark show up next (just a hint on that…check out The Incredible Hulk staring Edward Norton, coming soon). Robert Downey Jr. was born to play the role of Tony Stark. Stark has an arrogance and confidence about himself and Downey Jr. has that also.
Iron Man gets a 4.3 out of 5.
This is a must see in the theaters and a definite must own dvd.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street
When is comes to making a great musical feature, it takes a lot of dedication, hard work and desire to perform and make the feature stand out in the viewers mind. Two names you would never think of when talking about musicals are Johnny Depp and Tim Burton, you’d think a dark movie with a moral twist, but that all changes with the film Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street.
Based on the hit Broadway musical of the same name director Tim Burton (Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hollow) brings his one-of-a-kind directing skills to turn Sweeney Todd from stage to screen along with his dark, edgy and somewhat twisted shooting style. John Logan (The Aviator, Gladiator) wrote a wonderful screenplay while Stephen Sondheim, who has done a numerous amount of songs and scores for various shows and films, composes the musical score. Logan and Sondheim compliment each other very well in this tale of love and revenge. Johnny Depp (Corpse Bride, 21 Jump Street) takes on the title role of Sweeney Todd/Benjamin Barker. Helena Botham Carter (Fight Club, Corpse Bride) plays Mrs. Lovett, a meat pie baker who owns the shop under Todd’s. Judge Turpin who is portrayed magnificently by Alan Rickman (Harry Potter series). Rickman always seems to play a damn good villain. Turpin’s right hand man is Beadle Bamford played by Timothy Spall (Harry Potter series). Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) plays Signor Adolfo Pirelli, a competitive barber.
The story takes place in London when Benjamin Barker aka Sweeney Todd (Depp) comes to town to settle a score with Judge Turpin (Rickman). Turpin wrongfully imprisoned Barker 15 years earlier so Turpin could be with Barker’s wife. Todd comes back to Fleet Street and takes up company with a meat pie baker named Mrs. Lovett (Carter). Todd and Lovett plot how to lure the judge into his shop so he can dispatch of him in his own way. To attempt to gain recognition Todd challenges a street barber named Signor Adolfo Pirelli (Cohen) to a challenge of shaving skills. Todd wins and with the win lure the judge up to his barber shop for a shave, the closest shave he’s ever given. When a young sailor bursts in a confesses his plan to steal away the judges female ward, Todd loses his chance at revenge.
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp who have now hooked up for the sixth time have again come away with a winner. Sweeney Todd is a brilliantly done musical. No voice-overs were used just to accomidate a big star who can’t sing. You can here all the stars and their little voice quirks in the songs, especially Depp and Rickman. I swear sometimes you could close your eyes and it would be Jack Sparrow singing to you.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street gets a 4.2 out of 5.
(I might be a little biased because Burton is my favorite director and Depp is in my top 5 of actors all-time, but I gave the movie the rating it deserved.)
This is definitely a must own dvd, even if you don’t like musicals (yeah I’m talking to you Nick!). I just wish I could have seen it on the big screen.
Based on the hit Broadway musical of the same name director Tim Burton (Corpse Bride, Sleepy Hollow) brings his one-of-a-kind directing skills to turn Sweeney Todd from stage to screen along with his dark, edgy and somewhat twisted shooting style. John Logan (The Aviator, Gladiator) wrote a wonderful screenplay while Stephen Sondheim, who has done a numerous amount of songs and scores for various shows and films, composes the musical score. Logan and Sondheim compliment each other very well in this tale of love and revenge. Johnny Depp (Corpse Bride, 21 Jump Street) takes on the title role of Sweeney Todd/Benjamin Barker. Helena Botham Carter (Fight Club, Corpse Bride) plays Mrs. Lovett, a meat pie baker who owns the shop under Todd’s. Judge Turpin who is portrayed magnificently by Alan Rickman (Harry Potter series). Rickman always seems to play a damn good villain. Turpin’s right hand man is Beadle Bamford played by Timothy Spall (Harry Potter series). Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat) plays Signor Adolfo Pirelli, a competitive barber.
The story takes place in London when Benjamin Barker aka Sweeney Todd (Depp) comes to town to settle a score with Judge Turpin (Rickman). Turpin wrongfully imprisoned Barker 15 years earlier so Turpin could be with Barker’s wife. Todd comes back to Fleet Street and takes up company with a meat pie baker named Mrs. Lovett (Carter). Todd and Lovett plot how to lure the judge into his shop so he can dispatch of him in his own way. To attempt to gain recognition Todd challenges a street barber named Signor Adolfo Pirelli (Cohen) to a challenge of shaving skills. Todd wins and with the win lure the judge up to his barber shop for a shave, the closest shave he’s ever given. When a young sailor bursts in a confesses his plan to steal away the judges female ward, Todd loses his chance at revenge.
Tim Burton and Johnny Depp who have now hooked up for the sixth time have again come away with a winner. Sweeney Todd is a brilliantly done musical. No voice-overs were used just to accomidate a big star who can’t sing. You can here all the stars and their little voice quirks in the songs, especially Depp and Rickman. I swear sometimes you could close your eyes and it would be Jack Sparrow singing to you.
Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street gets a 4.2 out of 5.
(I might be a little biased because Burton is my favorite director and Depp is in my top 5 of actors all-time, but I gave the movie the rating it deserved.)
This is definitely a must own dvd, even if you don’t like musicals (yeah I’m talking to you Nick!). I just wish I could have seen it on the big screen.
Drillbit Taylor
How well do you remember your high school days? I bet there’s some things you can’t remember, but if had somebody pick on you I bet you still remember his/her name. That’s just what high school was. Now there’s a bodyguard who can protect you (or at least get his ass kicked instead of yours) named Drillbit Taylor.
Drillbit Taylor is a movie wriiten by Seth Rogan (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin) and Kristofor Brown (Beavis and Butt-head) and directed by Steven Brill (Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds). Staring 3 newcomers Nate Hartley, Troy Gentile and David Dorfman as 3 freshman who happen to be the obsession of the local high school bullies played by Alex Frost (Stop-Loss) and Josh Peck (Snow Day). Owen Wilson (Wedding Crashers) stars as Drillbit Taylor, a homeless awol vet, who is hired to protect the boys from the bully. Lesile Mann (Big Daddy) plays a high school teacher who falls for Taylor’s con of being a teacher.
Trying to make their high school careers something to remember best friends Wade (Hartely) and Ryan (Gentile) plot to become cool. Only on the first day they mess up by wearing the same exact shirt. Then they make an even bigger mistake by trying to help Emmit (Dorfman) from being stuffed into a locker by Filkins (Frost) and Ronnie (Peck). Filkins and Ronnie then make it their mission to harass the 3 boys everyday and make their lives a living hell. Not taking anymore the 3 boys look to hire a bodyguard. In steps DrillBit Taylor (Wilson) who agrees to protect the boys, who is a homeless vet looking to make a quick buck takes the job and has a hidden agenda to rob the boy’s houses and flee to Canada. Taylor goes undercover as a substitute teacher using the name Dr. Illbit where he catches the affection of English teacher Lisa (Mann). Doing his best to protect the boys Drillbit tries to make the bullies life hell, but all hell breaks loose.
Drillbit Taylor is a very funny movie with a lot of one-liners that will make you laugh your ass off, but has some slow spots that give you time to wonder when the next laugh is coming. Owen Wilson once again shows he can carry a semi-good movie without cameos from other big name stars.
Drill Bit Taylor get a 3.3 out of 5.
If you need a good funny date movie then see it on the big screen. This is definitely a must own dvd.
Drillbit Taylor is a movie wriiten by Seth Rogan (Knocked Up, 40 Year Old Virgin) and Kristofor Brown (Beavis and Butt-head) and directed by Steven Brill (Little Nicky, Mr. Deeds). Staring 3 newcomers Nate Hartley, Troy Gentile and David Dorfman as 3 freshman who happen to be the obsession of the local high school bullies played by Alex Frost (Stop-Loss) and Josh Peck (Snow Day). Owen Wilson (Wedding Crashers) stars as Drillbit Taylor, a homeless awol vet, who is hired to protect the boys from the bully. Lesile Mann (Big Daddy) plays a high school teacher who falls for Taylor’s con of being a teacher.
Trying to make their high school careers something to remember best friends Wade (Hartely) and Ryan (Gentile) plot to become cool. Only on the first day they mess up by wearing the same exact shirt. Then they make an even bigger mistake by trying to help Emmit (Dorfman) from being stuffed into a locker by Filkins (Frost) and Ronnie (Peck). Filkins and Ronnie then make it their mission to harass the 3 boys everyday and make their lives a living hell. Not taking anymore the 3 boys look to hire a bodyguard. In steps DrillBit Taylor (Wilson) who agrees to protect the boys, who is a homeless vet looking to make a quick buck takes the job and has a hidden agenda to rob the boy’s houses and flee to Canada. Taylor goes undercover as a substitute teacher using the name Dr. Illbit where he catches the affection of English teacher Lisa (Mann). Doing his best to protect the boys Drillbit tries to make the bullies life hell, but all hell breaks loose.
Drillbit Taylor is a very funny movie with a lot of one-liners that will make you laugh your ass off, but has some slow spots that give you time to wonder when the next laugh is coming. Owen Wilson once again shows he can carry a semi-good movie without cameos from other big name stars.
Drill Bit Taylor get a 3.3 out of 5.
If you need a good funny date movie then see it on the big screen. This is definitely a must own dvd.
Vantage Point
Have you ever seen a movie and gone wow I wish I would of seen that happen from someone else’s point of view? Have you ever watched a movie and tried to figure out all the little details behind each character? Well if you have then you have to see Vantage Point. If you watch the show Lost, you will absolutely love this film.
Vantage
Vantage Point is a film shot from 6 peoples different points of view. Written by Barry Levy and directed by Pete Travis, these two creative minds came through to create a film worth talking about way after the film is over. They’ve got you trying to guess what is going to happen next. Starring Dennis Quaid ( The Rookie), Matthew Fox (Lost), Forrest Whitaker (Phonebooth) and William Hurt (The Village) along with a great cast make this movie about an assaination attempt on the President of the United States come to life. Quaid and Fox play secret service agents who are in Spain for the President’s (Hurt) anti-terrorism campaign. Whitaker plays an American who happens to catch most of the chaos that ensues on his video camera and tries to help bring the guilty parties to justice.
President Ashton (William Hurt) is attending a global war on terror summit in Spain. Thomas Barnes (Dennis Quaid) and Kent Taylor (Matthew Fox) are two of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect him. This is the first action that Agent Barnes has been in since he took a bullet for President Ashton six-month earlier. We really dont know if Agent Barnes is up to the challenge of protecting the President. Once at the podium, President Ashton is immediately shot twice by a rifle from a window and falls to the floor. The crowd is in shock and chaos breaks out all over, especially, when bombs begin to explode. Howard Lewis (Forest Whitaker) is an American video-taping the event to show to his children that he was actually there at this historic event. He believes that he has the picture of the man who shot the President. Agent Barnes sees the tape and has a clue to that person. Several different people witness the event, and only through their eyes do we see the truth behind the assassination attempt.
With all of the recaps of the same event over and over again Vantage Point kinda gets a little drawn out, but once the movie gets in gear you will see why all the points of view needed to be shown. This movie has great action and great twists, the only problem I have with it is that you can guess to shooter before he is revealed.
Vantage Point gets a 3.8 out of 5.
I would say if you have a hankering to see it on the big screen, then by all means see it. My advice is to wait BUY it on DVD and watch it on your big screen at home.
Vantage
Vantage Point is a film shot from 6 peoples different points of view. Written by Barry Levy and directed by Pete Travis, these two creative minds came through to create a film worth talking about way after the film is over. They’ve got you trying to guess what is going to happen next. Starring Dennis Quaid ( The Rookie), Matthew Fox (Lost), Forrest Whitaker (Phonebooth) and William Hurt (The Village) along with a great cast make this movie about an assaination attempt on the President of the United States come to life. Quaid and Fox play secret service agents who are in Spain for the President’s (Hurt) anti-terrorism campaign. Whitaker plays an American who happens to catch most of the chaos that ensues on his video camera and tries to help bring the guilty parties to justice.
President Ashton (William Hurt) is attending a global war on terror summit in Spain. Thomas Barnes (Dennis Quaid) and Kent Taylor (Matthew Fox) are two of the Secret Service agents assigned to protect him. This is the first action that Agent Barnes has been in since he took a bullet for President Ashton six-month earlier. We really dont know if Agent Barnes is up to the challenge of protecting the President. Once at the podium, President Ashton is immediately shot twice by a rifle from a window and falls to the floor. The crowd is in shock and chaos breaks out all over, especially, when bombs begin to explode. Howard Lewis (Forest Whitaker) is an American video-taping the event to show to his children that he was actually there at this historic event. He believes that he has the picture of the man who shot the President. Agent Barnes sees the tape and has a clue to that person. Several different people witness the event, and only through their eyes do we see the truth behind the assassination attempt.
With all of the recaps of the same event over and over again Vantage Point kinda gets a little drawn out, but once the movie gets in gear you will see why all the points of view needed to be shown. This movie has great action and great twists, the only problem I have with it is that you can guess to shooter before he is revealed.
Vantage Point gets a 3.8 out of 5.
I would say if you have a hankering to see it on the big screen, then by all means see it. My advice is to wait BUY it on DVD and watch it on your big screen at home.
Superbad
It has definitely been a while since a movie could reveal the youthful exuberance of the dazed and confused era. With most of the generation X being able to relate Superbad is the movie everyone has experienced or heard about when they were younger. Superbad is a fantasically done movie that keeps you laughing throughout and has your jaw hurting once it’s finished.
Directed by Greg Mottola (Arrested Development episodes) takes this misguided youthful comedy and turns it into a cult-classic. Superbad features the Steve Carrell camp. Jonah Hill (Evan Almighty, Knocked Up) and Michael Cera play Seth and Evan two high-school seniors and life-long best friends before they go away to college. Seth Rogan (Knocked Up, 40 Year-Old Virgin) and Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live) play Officer Michaels and Officer Slater, who are really just looking for a good time. Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays the crazy Fogell/McLovin.
With high school winding down, Seth and Evan (Hill and Cera) are realizing that they are not going to college together and are having a hard time letting go of each other. They have a nerdy friend named Fogell who gets a fake ID and renames himself McLovin, a 25 year-old from Hawaii. When Seth is asked to buy alcohol for a party he has no cjhoice but to get McLovin to buy it. While purchasing the alcohol McLovin is decked as the store is robbed. Officers Michaels and Slater (Rogan and Hader) come to write out the police report. They take McLovin on a wild ride around town and Seth and Evan are forced to find other means of getting booze.
This is a funny ass movie that people can relate to about how some kids just want to be noticed and popular. With all the crazy shenanigans happening around these 3 high schoolers it’s a wonder how they ever survived high school.
Superbad gets a 4.70 out of 5.
This is a must see on the big screen.
Directed by Greg Mottola (Arrested Development episodes) takes this misguided youthful comedy and turns it into a cult-classic. Superbad features the Steve Carrell camp. Jonah Hill (Evan Almighty, Knocked Up) and Michael Cera play Seth and Evan two high-school seniors and life-long best friends before they go away to college. Seth Rogan (Knocked Up, 40 Year-Old Virgin) and Bill Hader (Saturday Night Live) play Officer Michaels and Officer Slater, who are really just looking for a good time. Christopher Mintz-Plasse plays the crazy Fogell/McLovin.
With high school winding down, Seth and Evan (Hill and Cera) are realizing that they are not going to college together and are having a hard time letting go of each other. They have a nerdy friend named Fogell who gets a fake ID and renames himself McLovin, a 25 year-old from Hawaii. When Seth is asked to buy alcohol for a party he has no cjhoice but to get McLovin to buy it. While purchasing the alcohol McLovin is decked as the store is robbed. Officers Michaels and Slater (Rogan and Hader) come to write out the police report. They take McLovin on a wild ride around town and Seth and Evan are forced to find other means of getting booze.
This is a funny ass movie that people can relate to about how some kids just want to be noticed and popular. With all the crazy shenanigans happening around these 3 high schoolers it’s a wonder how they ever survived high school.
Superbad gets a 4.70 out of 5.
This is a must see on the big screen.
Harry Potter And The Order Of The Phoenix
Harry potter is one of the most recognizable names in entertainment that is out there. Be it by book, by movie or video game most people today know the name. There is also a lot of people who know the order of all the books/movies and know them by heart. Then there's the Harry Potheads, the people who see the movie opening night at midnight and also get the newest book as soon as midnight strikes.
Harry Potter and the Order of the phoenix is the fifth installment of J.K. Rowling's critically acclaimed series about a young wizard who struggles with the changing world around him.
Order of the Phoenix returns all of its original cast Daniel Ratcliffe as Harry Potter, Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley, Michael Gambon as Professor Dumbledore, Alan Rickman as Snape, Gary Oldman as Sirius Black, Ralph Finnes as Lord Voldemort. New to the series is Dolores Jane Umbridge played by Imelda Staunton, and Bellatrix Lastrange done masterfully by Helana Bonham Carter.
It's another year at Hogwarts where Harry Potter and his group are forced to defend and teach themselves about the Dark Arts. With the minestry of magic putting handcuffs on the teachers and not letting the young wizards and witches practice their crafts, Harry Potter builds Dumbledore's army to take on Lord Voldemort.
This is the fith installment of the Harry Potter Series and they only seem to be getting better and better. The only wish I have is that they would stick with one director throughout the series.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix gets a 4 out of 5.
This is i must see in the theathers , especially in the IMAX experience
Harry Potter and the Order of the phoenix is the fifth installment of J.K. Rowling's critically acclaimed series about a young wizard who struggles with the changing world around him.
Order of the Phoenix returns all of its original cast Daniel Ratcliffe as Harry Potter, Emma Watson as Hermione Granger, Rupert Grint as Ron Weasley, Michael Gambon as Professor Dumbledore, Alan Rickman as Snape, Gary Oldman as Sirius Black, Ralph Finnes as Lord Voldemort. New to the series is Dolores Jane Umbridge played by Imelda Staunton, and Bellatrix Lastrange done masterfully by Helana Bonham Carter.
It's another year at Hogwarts where Harry Potter and his group are forced to defend and teach themselves about the Dark Arts. With the minestry of magic putting handcuffs on the teachers and not letting the young wizards and witches practice their crafts, Harry Potter builds Dumbledore's army to take on Lord Voldemort.
This is the fith installment of the Harry Potter Series and they only seem to be getting better and better. The only wish I have is that they would stick with one director throughout the series.
Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix gets a 4 out of 5.
This is i must see in the theathers , especially in the IMAX experience
The Transformers
When generations as kids play with the same toys they seem to play with the same friends, then the object is to outdo your friends by getting the toy that they wanted before they get it and not let them play with it. This is what Transformers mean to me. I remember my brother always getting the ones that I wanted.
In the year 2007 Michael Bay has done it again with another blockbuster movie. There was an original Transformers movie made in 1986, which satisfied all of our young hearts content at that time. Now older and skeptical of seeing a motion picture done again about my childhood toys, I see now that movies are like toys they get better as the years go by.
Michael Bay, with the help of executive producer Steven Speilberg, hits a homerun with his portrayal of the Transformers. Starring Shia LaBeouf (Constantine, I,Robot) as Sam Witwicky, a teenager who has the get the car get the girl mentality. Megan Fox (Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen) stars as Mikaela Banes, a popular girl who doesn’t really know what’s good for her. Josh Duhamel (Las Vegas) is Captain Lennox, a military man who serves his country and wants to get home to his family. Jon Voight (National Treasure) plays Defense Secretary John Keller. John Turturo (Mr. Deeds) plays Agent Simmons, a secret agent whose head is bigger than his badge. Anthony Anderson (Babershop) is Glen Whitman, a computer genius. Tyrese Gibson (2 Fast 2 Furious) takes the role of USAF Tech Sargeant Epps, a military man with a good head on his shoulders for tight situations. Australian Rachael Taylor (See No Evil) portrays Maggie Madsen, a NATO computer analyst.
Transformers begins with a military base in the middle east being hacked into by and unknown helicopter who turns into a massive robot and wipes out the base. Sam (LaBeouf) this gets this car that has a lot of glitches and seems to have a mind of its own but hey it’s a 75 camero, so he’s happy with it. After Mikaela (Fox) has a falling out with her boyfriend Sam sweeps in to give her a ride home. Then Sam thinks his car has been stolen and thinks he’s losing his mind as he sees his car transform into a robot. Sam and Mikaela are then taken by his car to meet others of his kind, The Autobots. They are trying to find the energy source for their planet before the others find it, The Decepticons. The race is now on between good and evil species of this distant planet to find the life force before the other and using earth as a battleground.
Transformer is a very well directed and plotted movie. The actors all played their roles as if the roles were written especially for the actor. The only exception is John Turturo. I like the fact he’s in the movie, but before I knew he was in it I had read the book and got Doug Savant (Desperate Housewives) as Agent Simmons. The action sequences are all big and Bay-ish. No other director could have made this movie why the style that Michael Bay did.
Transformers get a 4.35 out of 5.
This is a must see on the big screen (just wish it was on IMAX). This is a definite buy.
In the year 2007 Michael Bay has done it again with another blockbuster movie. There was an original Transformers movie made in 1986, which satisfied all of our young hearts content at that time. Now older and skeptical of seeing a motion picture done again about my childhood toys, I see now that movies are like toys they get better as the years go by.
Michael Bay, with the help of executive producer Steven Speilberg, hits a homerun with his portrayal of the Transformers. Starring Shia LaBeouf (Constantine, I,Robot) as Sam Witwicky, a teenager who has the get the car get the girl mentality. Megan Fox (Confessions Of A Teenage Drama Queen) stars as Mikaela Banes, a popular girl who doesn’t really know what’s good for her. Josh Duhamel (Las Vegas) is Captain Lennox, a military man who serves his country and wants to get home to his family. Jon Voight (National Treasure) plays Defense Secretary John Keller. John Turturo (Mr. Deeds) plays Agent Simmons, a secret agent whose head is bigger than his badge. Anthony Anderson (Babershop) is Glen Whitman, a computer genius. Tyrese Gibson (2 Fast 2 Furious) takes the role of USAF Tech Sargeant Epps, a military man with a good head on his shoulders for tight situations. Australian Rachael Taylor (See No Evil) portrays Maggie Madsen, a NATO computer analyst.
Transformers begins with a military base in the middle east being hacked into by and unknown helicopter who turns into a massive robot and wipes out the base. Sam (LaBeouf) this gets this car that has a lot of glitches and seems to have a mind of its own but hey it’s a 75 camero, so he’s happy with it. After Mikaela (Fox) has a falling out with her boyfriend Sam sweeps in to give her a ride home. Then Sam thinks his car has been stolen and thinks he’s losing his mind as he sees his car transform into a robot. Sam and Mikaela are then taken by his car to meet others of his kind, The Autobots. They are trying to find the energy source for their planet before the others find it, The Decepticons. The race is now on between good and evil species of this distant planet to find the life force before the other and using earth as a battleground.
Transformer is a very well directed and plotted movie. The actors all played their roles as if the roles were written especially for the actor. The only exception is John Turturo. I like the fact he’s in the movie, but before I knew he was in it I had read the book and got Doug Savant (Desperate Housewives) as Agent Simmons. The action sequences are all big and Bay-ish. No other director could have made this movie why the style that Michael Bay did.
Transformers get a 4.35 out of 5.
This is a must see on the big screen (just wish it was on IMAX). This is a definite buy.
Hannibal Rising
When you think of terror, whom do you think of? You think of someone who is cunning, knowledgeable, no cares and has a sick and twisted side. Hannibal Lecter is all of this wrapped up into one person. Lecter is probably the most recognized name in terror, just hearing his name or hearing the sucking/slurping sound that he made, makes the body cringe and has people saying stop it with their eyes closed tight and hands over their ears. We have all known from the movies/books that as a man Hannibal Lecter is a terrorfying person, but we never knew how he became this way. In comes Hannibal Rising, the story of Lecter’s childhood and pre-teen years.
Thomas Harris once again shocks the senses and writes the beginning novel that tells of young Hannibal’s trials and tribulations. Harris who also wrote Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal goes back in time to the beginning with Hannibal Rising. Harris also did double duty on Hannibal Rising as in also writing the screenplay for the movie. Directed by Peter Webber, who mostly did TV directing, takes the helm in Hannibal Rising and tries to bring his own style while also bringing that shock factor of which is Hannibal Lecter. Gaspard Ulliel assumes the main role of Hannibal Lecter. Rhys Ifans (Little Nicky, The Replacements) plays the role of Grutas, the main thorn in Lecter’s young life. Dominic West (Rockstar, HBO’s The Wire) plays the role of Inspector Popil, who is in charge of catching criminals who have conducted war crimes during World War II.
The story of Hannibal Lecter begins in Lithunia during the World War II era. Lecter as a child watches Soviet troops kill his parents. Only Hannibal and his baby sister Mischa survive the event. While surviving in a forest cottage the two youngsters are taken hostage by a gang of bandits, led by Grutas (Ifans), who are out for money and also committing crimes of horrible natures. Mischa is soon sought out as the weaker of the two children and is taken away in a hunger rage by the bandits. Hannibal soon escvapes from the bandits and is put in the Soviet camp for boys, which in his early teen years he escapes. He goes to France and lives with his aunt and is soon the youngest student accepted in medical school. During his time in medical school he travels back to the cottage and finds the dog tags of the men who ate his sister. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Hannibal Rising does a good job of showing hoe Hannibal became Hannibal the Cannibal. It doesn’t have as much gore and violence that one would think it would have. Its more of a revenge driven psychopathic rage. Its shows how, even at a young age, Lecter is a calculated mastermind and somewhat twisted genius with the way he extracts his revenge on his enemys. Hannibal Rising also left it open for there to be more to the story of a younger Hannibal Lecter.
Hannibal Rising gets a 3.75 out of 5.
This is a must own, especially if you have the other 3 movies.
Thomas Harris once again shocks the senses and writes the beginning novel that tells of young Hannibal’s trials and tribulations. Harris who also wrote Red Dragon, Silence of the Lambs and Hannibal goes back in time to the beginning with Hannibal Rising. Harris also did double duty on Hannibal Rising as in also writing the screenplay for the movie. Directed by Peter Webber, who mostly did TV directing, takes the helm in Hannibal Rising and tries to bring his own style while also bringing that shock factor of which is Hannibal Lecter. Gaspard Ulliel assumes the main role of Hannibal Lecter. Rhys Ifans (Little Nicky, The Replacements) plays the role of Grutas, the main thorn in Lecter’s young life. Dominic West (Rockstar, HBO’s The Wire) plays the role of Inspector Popil, who is in charge of catching criminals who have conducted war crimes during World War II.
The story of Hannibal Lecter begins in Lithunia during the World War II era. Lecter as a child watches Soviet troops kill his parents. Only Hannibal and his baby sister Mischa survive the event. While surviving in a forest cottage the two youngsters are taken hostage by a gang of bandits, led by Grutas (Ifans), who are out for money and also committing crimes of horrible natures. Mischa is soon sought out as the weaker of the two children and is taken away in a hunger rage by the bandits. Hannibal soon escvapes from the bandits and is put in the Soviet camp for boys, which in his early teen years he escapes. He goes to France and lives with his aunt and is soon the youngest student accepted in medical school. During his time in medical school he travels back to the cottage and finds the dog tags of the men who ate his sister. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
Hannibal Rising does a good job of showing hoe Hannibal became Hannibal the Cannibal. It doesn’t have as much gore and violence that one would think it would have. Its more of a revenge driven psychopathic rage. Its shows how, even at a young age, Lecter is a calculated mastermind and somewhat twisted genius with the way he extracts his revenge on his enemys. Hannibal Rising also left it open for there to be more to the story of a younger Hannibal Lecter.
Hannibal Rising gets a 3.75 out of 5.
This is a must own, especially if you have the other 3 movies.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End
It seems today that all that movies are doing is making sequels and trilogies. The main thing when doing this is keeping the same cast, crew and director for the whole process. This makes for a great movie and doesn’t have viewers trying to warm up to a new main character or directing style. Pirates of the Caribbean producers made sure that they did just that. The first Pirates movie sets the stage for greatness, the second then comes mediocre but maintains the allure of the first movie and then of course leaves it open for the possible final chapter, Piartes of the Caribbean: At World’s End.
Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2) resumes his duties behind the camera and directs this third installment of a Disney World theme park ride. The camera work and cinematography that Verbinski brings is his own and keeps it consistant with the first two movies. Johnny Depp dawns the swashbuckling style that is Captain Jack Sparrow, Orlando Bloom maintains his undermining and confused Will Turner character and Keira Knightly brings the beauty and brains of Elizabeth Swann back. Bill Nighy (Shaun of the Dead) returns as Davy Jones, Geoffrey Rush (Pirates of the Caribbean 1) puts back on the big hat of Captain Barbossa and Jack Davenport (Pirates of the Caribbean 1) plays the ever-so-torn Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End starts off with Swann and Barbossa in Singapore trying to recruit a crew, ship and most of all the map that will take them to the place that is known simply as Davy Jones’ Locker to recue Captain Jack Sparrow. With the East India Trading Company in control of the Flying Dutchman and its Captain Davy Jones, thanks to Norrington giving them Jones’ heart, he is wrecking havoc on the seas to try and rid the world of all pirates. The seas being overrun all of the pirate lord gather to make a final stand against this threat.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is a fantasic movie that ties up all loose ends that were left open by the second movie and leaves the possibility for a fourth if demand calls for it.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End gets a 4 out of 5.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is defiantly a must own and one should see it in the theaters.
Gore Verbinski (Pirates of the Caribbean 1&2) resumes his duties behind the camera and directs this third installment of a Disney World theme park ride. The camera work and cinematography that Verbinski brings is his own and keeps it consistant with the first two movies. Johnny Depp dawns the swashbuckling style that is Captain Jack Sparrow, Orlando Bloom maintains his undermining and confused Will Turner character and Keira Knightly brings the beauty and brains of Elizabeth Swann back. Bill Nighy (Shaun of the Dead) returns as Davy Jones, Geoffrey Rush (Pirates of the Caribbean 1) puts back on the big hat of Captain Barbossa and Jack Davenport (Pirates of the Caribbean 1) plays the ever-so-torn Norrington.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End starts off with Swann and Barbossa in Singapore trying to recruit a crew, ship and most of all the map that will take them to the place that is known simply as Davy Jones’ Locker to recue Captain Jack Sparrow. With the East India Trading Company in control of the Flying Dutchman and its Captain Davy Jones, thanks to Norrington giving them Jones’ heart, he is wrecking havoc on the seas to try and rid the world of all pirates. The seas being overrun all of the pirate lord gather to make a final stand against this threat.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is a fantasic movie that ties up all loose ends that were left open by the second movie and leaves the possibility for a fourth if demand calls for it.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End gets a 4 out of 5.
Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End is defiantly a must own and one should see it in the theaters.
Shrek The Third
When making a trilogy a filmmaker/writer has to think what can I do to make this better than the first two movies. They need to have what the French call “I don’t know what.” Obviously the group that made Shrek the Third did not take this into consideration. Shrek the Third had its moments and funny parts but lacked the attention getting humor that ran throughout the first two Shrek films. The children will like this movie, but young adults who laughed before aren’t laughing now.
Directed by Chris Miller (Shrek, Shrek 2) Shrek the Third is not the movie he probably thought it was going to be when he signed on to film it. With an all-star cast and everyone from the first two films returning, one would think this movie would have done a better job. Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everet all reprised their roles. Justin Timberlake, who probably only got the job because he was dating Diaz, takes on the voice of Arthur. Monty Python Alum Eric Idle leads his voice to the character of Merlin.
Shrek the Third starts with Shrek and Finoa filling in for the king and queen of Far Far Away. The king then happens to be on his deathbed and tells Shrek he wants him to be king. Shrek who doesn’t want responsibility finds out there is another who could rule and sets off to find him. As Shrek, donkey, and puss are leaving and Finoa tells Shrek that she is pregnant, which scares Shrek because he doesn’t want kids. The trio gets to their destination and finds out that the person they are looking for is Arthur (Timberlake), who is basically a loser of the high school and is picked on by Lancelot and Gwen (Gwenivere). While all this is happening Prince Charming takes over Far Far Away and sets a trap for Shrek to return too.
Shrek the Third has its funny moments and did a good job incorerating the story of king Arthur and Lancelot. Other than the same jokes told a different way this movie really does not sit well and makes you want to go to Dreamworks Studios and demand a refund.
Shrek the Third gets a 2 out of 5.
This is definitely a Rental. The only way I see spending money on it is if you have kids or you just want to complete the trilogy and if you do that wait till the movie store has it as a used copy.
Directed by Chris Miller (Shrek, Shrek 2) Shrek the Third is not the movie he probably thought it was going to be when he signed on to film it. With an all-star cast and everyone from the first two films returning, one would think this movie would have done a better job. Mike Myers, Cameron Diaz, Eddie Murphy, Antonio Banderas, Rupert Everet all reprised their roles. Justin Timberlake, who probably only got the job because he was dating Diaz, takes on the voice of Arthur. Monty Python Alum Eric Idle leads his voice to the character of Merlin.
Shrek the Third starts with Shrek and Finoa filling in for the king and queen of Far Far Away. The king then happens to be on his deathbed and tells Shrek he wants him to be king. Shrek who doesn’t want responsibility finds out there is another who could rule and sets off to find him. As Shrek, donkey, and puss are leaving and Finoa tells Shrek that she is pregnant, which scares Shrek because he doesn’t want kids. The trio gets to their destination and finds out that the person they are looking for is Arthur (Timberlake), who is basically a loser of the high school and is picked on by Lancelot and Gwen (Gwenivere). While all this is happening Prince Charming takes over Far Far Away and sets a trap for Shrek to return too.
Shrek the Third has its funny moments and did a good job incorerating the story of king Arthur and Lancelot. Other than the same jokes told a different way this movie really does not sit well and makes you want to go to Dreamworks Studios and demand a refund.
Shrek the Third gets a 2 out of 5.
This is definitely a Rental. The only way I see spending money on it is if you have kids or you just want to complete the trilogy and if you do that wait till the movie store has it as a used copy.
Hot Fuzz
Just when the art of movie spoofing was getting old, along comes a movie that takes that notion and throws it out the window. Hot Fuzz is a fantastic movie that will have you rolling with laughter. From the creators of Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz brings that British humor that makes the movie even funnier.
Director Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) brings his same style of chop and clip to this movie. With the 3 to 5 second montages of a scene that makes you wonder what the hell is about to happen know. Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead, MI 3) takes the lead again in the British cop movie. Pegg plays a overachieving special forces officer that takes his job way too seriously. Pegg and Wright were also the masterminds behind this movie. Taking the part of the sidekick is Nick Frost, who plays an officer from the country that doesn’t have too much expierence and is wowed by the presence of Pegg’s character. Bill Nighy (Underworld), Martin Freeman (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) make cameo roles in Hot Fuzz.
Hott Fuzz is a movie about Sergeant Nicholas Angel (Pegg) who is basically making his unit look bad because of all the arrests and accomplishments he keep getting. Not knowing how to turn off being an officer, his Chief (Nighy) sends him to the country town of Sanford, a place where his talents won’t be so embarrassing. Once in Sanford, Angel is partnered with Danny Butterman (Frost), a huge action movie fan, who hangs on every word Angel says and asks him questions about all he has done. With the help of Butterman, Angel starts to settle down in the small town. The town of Sanford which has been crime-free for years starts to having a series of murders happen. With the police force not knowing how to handle the murders Angel starts to come back to his old self.
Hot Fuzz is a movie that will have you talking about it for months to come after you see it.
Hot Fuzz gets a 4 out of 5.
This is definitely a must own. If you like Shaun of the Dead, see Hot Fuzz in the theaters.
Director Edgar Wright (Shaun of the Dead) brings his same style of chop and clip to this movie. With the 3 to 5 second montages of a scene that makes you wonder what the hell is about to happen know. Simon Pegg (Shaun of the Dead, MI 3) takes the lead again in the British cop movie. Pegg plays a overachieving special forces officer that takes his job way too seriously. Pegg and Wright were also the masterminds behind this movie. Taking the part of the sidekick is Nick Frost, who plays an officer from the country that doesn’t have too much expierence and is wowed by the presence of Pegg’s character. Bill Nighy (Underworld), Martin Freeman (Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy) make cameo roles in Hot Fuzz.
Hott Fuzz is a movie about Sergeant Nicholas Angel (Pegg) who is basically making his unit look bad because of all the arrests and accomplishments he keep getting. Not knowing how to turn off being an officer, his Chief (Nighy) sends him to the country town of Sanford, a place where his talents won’t be so embarrassing. Once in Sanford, Angel is partnered with Danny Butterman (Frost), a huge action movie fan, who hangs on every word Angel says and asks him questions about all he has done. With the help of Butterman, Angel starts to settle down in the small town. The town of Sanford which has been crime-free for years starts to having a series of murders happen. With the police force not knowing how to handle the murders Angel starts to come back to his old self.
Hot Fuzz is a movie that will have you talking about it for months to come after you see it.
Hot Fuzz gets a 4 out of 5.
This is definitely a must own. If you like Shaun of the Dead, see Hot Fuzz in the theaters.
The Prestige
Every great magic trick consists of three acts. The first act is called "The Pledge"; The magician shows you something ordinary, but of course... it probably isn't. The second act is called "The Turn"; The magician makes his ordinary some thing do something extraordinary. Now if you're looking for the secret... you won't find it, that's why there's a third act called, "The Prestige"; this is the part with the twists and turns, where lives hang in the balance, and you see something shocking you've never seen before.
The Prestige is the movie you have never seen before with all the twists and turns of a magic show. The Prestige will have you making assumption, guesses and of course how did he do that. Christopher Nolan (Batman Begins) directs this dark movie about the world of magic and the price one has to pay to be the best. The camera angles Nolan uses to show this movie are extremely well shot. You get the complete aspect of a magic show and he lets you try and see, if you can, the tricks that these magicians perform. Nolan and Jonathan Nolan also wrote the screenplay for The Prestige which is another reason the movie is so tastefully done. When a director has a hand in writing the script he has a better grasp on directing the movie. Hugh Jackman (X-Men) and Christian Bale (American Psycho, Batman Begins) play the dueling magicians Angier and Borden. Each one always trying to outdo the other and by any means necessary trying to make the other magician baffled. Michael Caine (Austin Powers in Goldmember) plays Cutter, the creator of most of the dueling magicians tricks. Scarlett Johansson (The Black Dhalia) plays Olivia, the assistant and love interest of Angier. David Bowie (If you don’t know who this then you don’t know music, Labyrinth) plays the mad scientist Tesla, who creates electrical machines for defying natural laws.
A Friendship, That Became a Rivalry...A Rivalry, That Became a Battle. As most movies are done The Prestige shows something that happens and then flashes back to show you why it did. The prestige starts with Angier (Jackman) performing a trick and with the use of a trap door falls into a tank of water which locks him in. Borden (Bale) who is under the stage at the time watches as Angier can’t get out and drowns. Borden is then placed on trial for the murder of Angier. While incarserated Borden is given Angiers diary that accounts for his time leading up to his death. The Prestige then goes back to when the two magicians were friends and protégés of Milton (played by magician Ricky Jay). When a tragedy happens and Angier’s wife (Piper Perabo, Cheaper By The Dozen) drowns in a magic trick, Angier blames Borden because he was the one who tied her wrists together for the trick. Angier with rage and payback all that matters to him does what he can to get Borden back and find out how he does his tricks. Borden’s journal is stolen by Angier, who uses it to try and better his own act and outdo Borden. What the other doesn’t know is that other is one step ahead of him. Borden is one step ahead of Angier, Angier is one step ahead of Borden and the trick is to find out who made the first step.
The Prestige takes you through the mind of two men with obsessions for their magical art and as it moves back and forth between Borden's and Angier's points of view and lives, and also forward and backward in time, to show their rise to prominence on the stage, and their growing hatred for one another that begins with one death and ends with many.
The Prestige gets a 4.5 out of 5.
This is a MUST OWN.
The Prestige is the movie you have never seen before with all the twists and turns of a magic show. The Prestige will have you making assumption, guesses and of course how did he do that. Christopher Nolan (Batman Begins) directs this dark movie about the world of magic and the price one has to pay to be the best. The camera angles Nolan uses to show this movie are extremely well shot. You get the complete aspect of a magic show and he lets you try and see, if you can, the tricks that these magicians perform. Nolan and Jonathan Nolan also wrote the screenplay for The Prestige which is another reason the movie is so tastefully done. When a director has a hand in writing the script he has a better grasp on directing the movie. Hugh Jackman (X-Men) and Christian Bale (American Psycho, Batman Begins) play the dueling magicians Angier and Borden. Each one always trying to outdo the other and by any means necessary trying to make the other magician baffled. Michael Caine (Austin Powers in Goldmember) plays Cutter, the creator of most of the dueling magicians tricks. Scarlett Johansson (The Black Dhalia) plays Olivia, the assistant and love interest of Angier. David Bowie (If you don’t know who this then you don’t know music, Labyrinth) plays the mad scientist Tesla, who creates electrical machines for defying natural laws.
A Friendship, That Became a Rivalry...A Rivalry, That Became a Battle. As most movies are done The Prestige shows something that happens and then flashes back to show you why it did. The prestige starts with Angier (Jackman) performing a trick and with the use of a trap door falls into a tank of water which locks him in. Borden (Bale) who is under the stage at the time watches as Angier can’t get out and drowns. Borden is then placed on trial for the murder of Angier. While incarserated Borden is given Angiers diary that accounts for his time leading up to his death. The Prestige then goes back to when the two magicians were friends and protégés of Milton (played by magician Ricky Jay). When a tragedy happens and Angier’s wife (Piper Perabo, Cheaper By The Dozen) drowns in a magic trick, Angier blames Borden because he was the one who tied her wrists together for the trick. Angier with rage and payback all that matters to him does what he can to get Borden back and find out how he does his tricks. Borden’s journal is stolen by Angier, who uses it to try and better his own act and outdo Borden. What the other doesn’t know is that other is one step ahead of him. Borden is one step ahead of Angier, Angier is one step ahead of Borden and the trick is to find out who made the first step.
The Prestige takes you through the mind of two men with obsessions for their magical art and as it moves back and forth between Borden's and Angier's points of view and lives, and also forward and backward in time, to show their rise to prominence on the stage, and their growing hatred for one another that begins with one death and ends with many.
The Prestige gets a 4.5 out of 5.
This is a MUST OWN.
300
To go into a movie with no assumptions is the way we should all view a movie. Having no pre-conceived notions about what the movie is about or what will happen, just go in to be blown away. This is the way to see 300. 300 is a fantastic movie that takes cinematography to another level. The action sequences alone are a reason to see this movie, but it also has good acting with a relatively unknown cast, and the story line is one that has not been told.
Frank Miller who wrote and directed Sin City writes another great graphic novel that gets turned into a historic movie. Zack Snyder (Dawn Of The Dead 2004) directs and is one of the main screenwriters for 300. Snyder’s sense for detail and visual effects makes him so unique as a director, that if you see his movie you will know he directed it. The cast of 300 has no major star to speak of and for that reason is what makes such a fantastic movie. Gerard Butler (Reign Of Fire) assumes the role of King Leonidas, the king who with his life will defend his people and his country. Butler taking the lead role does a very good job showing that he can be the man in the front of a movie. The Queen Gorgo is played by Lena Headey (The Brothers Grimm). Headey steps up in this role to play a very convincing and confident queen. Dominic West (Mona Lisa Smile) takes the role of politician Theron, who clashes with the king and queen and also has his own hidden agenda. Two more unknowns in this movie are David Wenham and Vincent Regan. Wenham (who played Faramir in The Lord Of The Rings trilogy) plays Dilios, a warrior of Sparta, and Regan (who played Eudorus in Troy, Achilles’’ right hand man) takes another role as the right hand man of King Leonidas, as Captain.
300 begins to tell the story of how all Spartans are made to be perfect and to assure this they are inspected at birth and if there are any defects the children are discarded. Then comes the story of the young Spartan boys who are trained from the time they can stand to fight and never surrender. In this story comes the tale of a boy who defied all odds and became King Leonidas. 300 is the story of how the Persians with their millions attempt to take over the Spartans and take control of Greece. A Persian messenger is dispatched to persuade King Leonidas to surrender his land and give rule to Xerxes, the self-proclaimed God-King of the world, approaches Leonidas. Leonidas defies all rules set forth by earlier men and goes to war against Xerxes with only 300 warriors. His Queen Gorgo gives Leonidas the advice “Come back with your shield…Or on it.”
300 is an epic movie that portrays the war that was fought in Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. This movie shows the heart of a king and the soul of a warrior. This is not a typical epic movie where the king sits back and lets his warriors fight, Leonidas is the front man of these 300 warriors, which is also what makes this a movie to watch over and over.
300 gets a 4.90 out of 5
This is a MUST SEE IN THE THEATER and it is a must have on DVD. I can only imagine what the extra features will be like.
Frank Miller who wrote and directed Sin City writes another great graphic novel that gets turned into a historic movie. Zack Snyder (Dawn Of The Dead 2004) directs and is one of the main screenwriters for 300. Snyder’s sense for detail and visual effects makes him so unique as a director, that if you see his movie you will know he directed it. The cast of 300 has no major star to speak of and for that reason is what makes such a fantastic movie. Gerard Butler (Reign Of Fire) assumes the role of King Leonidas, the king who with his life will defend his people and his country. Butler taking the lead role does a very good job showing that he can be the man in the front of a movie. The Queen Gorgo is played by Lena Headey (The Brothers Grimm). Headey steps up in this role to play a very convincing and confident queen. Dominic West (Mona Lisa Smile) takes the role of politician Theron, who clashes with the king and queen and also has his own hidden agenda. Two more unknowns in this movie are David Wenham and Vincent Regan. Wenham (who played Faramir in The Lord Of The Rings trilogy) plays Dilios, a warrior of Sparta, and Regan (who played Eudorus in Troy, Achilles’’ right hand man) takes another role as the right hand man of King Leonidas, as Captain.
300 begins to tell the story of how all Spartans are made to be perfect and to assure this they are inspected at birth and if there are any defects the children are discarded. Then comes the story of the young Spartan boys who are trained from the time they can stand to fight and never surrender. In this story comes the tale of a boy who defied all odds and became King Leonidas. 300 is the story of how the Persians with their millions attempt to take over the Spartans and take control of Greece. A Persian messenger is dispatched to persuade King Leonidas to surrender his land and give rule to Xerxes, the self-proclaimed God-King of the world, approaches Leonidas. Leonidas defies all rules set forth by earlier men and goes to war against Xerxes with only 300 warriors. His Queen Gorgo gives Leonidas the advice “Come back with your shield…Or on it.”
300 is an epic movie that portrays the war that was fought in Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. This movie shows the heart of a king and the soul of a warrior. This is not a typical epic movie where the king sits back and lets his warriors fight, Leonidas is the front man of these 300 warriors, which is also what makes this a movie to watch over and over.
300 gets a 4.90 out of 5
This is a MUST SEE IN THE THEATER and it is a must have on DVD. I can only imagine what the extra features will be like.
The Departed
Sitting down to watch a movie with your girlfriend’s parents, what should one pick to watch? Being the fact that both parents are cops the obvious choice is The Departed. As for the rest of you who don’t have that luxury The Departed is still the movie to choose. The Departed is a cop and mob movie with ties to each side and who finds the rat first is the winner.
Martin Scorsese (Goodfellas) directs The Departed with his style that is second to none in bringing a script to life and making it stay with you. Scorsese takes this star-studded cast and blends them together and makes The Departed a masterpiece of a movie. All ego’s aside is how this cast seemed to come together with Jack Nicholson (Batman) taking the lead role as mobster Frank Costello. Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting), Leonardo DiCaprio (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape), Mark Wahlberg (The Italian Job), Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now), Alec Baldwin (The Hunt For Red October), Anthony Anderson (Malibu’s Most Wanted) and James Badge Dale (24: Day 3) round out the cast of heavy hitters.
The story takes place in South Boston where Costello (Nicholson) befriends young Colin Sullivan and proceeds to take care of the young boy. Sullivan (Damon) grows up to become a trooper for the state of Massachusetts, but still has ties to mobster Costello. At the same time Billy Costigan (DiCaprio) is going through the academy to become a trooper as well, although he is given the option by Queenan (Sheen) and Dignam (Wahlberg) to become an undercover agent and try and infiltrate Costello’s operation. Sullivan has no idea that this is happening since his captain Ellerby (Baldwin) is not part of the undercover operatives names. What ensues next is see which side can do their job without getting smoked out as a rat.
The Departed has a lot of action that would make Goodfellas jealous. With the mind games and shady unhanding corruption of police forces makes The Departed a movie worth getting into. Unlike Donnie Brasco, which only a select few knew about the situation, The Departed shows how the police force has rats all through it and not just in front of your face. When a movie makes someone “Oh My God I Did Not See That Coming” that is the declaration of a landmark movie.
The Departed gets a 4.60 out of 5.
It won the Oscar for Best Picture 2007 and Best Director 2007 so it must be worth something…. Right?
The Departed is a must own.
Martin Scorsese (Goodfellas) directs The Departed with his style that is second to none in bringing a script to life and making it stay with you. Scorsese takes this star-studded cast and blends them together and makes The Departed a masterpiece of a movie. All ego’s aside is how this cast seemed to come together with Jack Nicholson (Batman) taking the lead role as mobster Frank Costello. Matt Damon (Good Will Hunting), Leonardo DiCaprio (What’s Eating Gilbert Grape), Mark Wahlberg (The Italian Job), Martin Sheen (Apocalypse Now), Alec Baldwin (The Hunt For Red October), Anthony Anderson (Malibu’s Most Wanted) and James Badge Dale (24: Day 3) round out the cast of heavy hitters.
The story takes place in South Boston where Costello (Nicholson) befriends young Colin Sullivan and proceeds to take care of the young boy. Sullivan (Damon) grows up to become a trooper for the state of Massachusetts, but still has ties to mobster Costello. At the same time Billy Costigan (DiCaprio) is going through the academy to become a trooper as well, although he is given the option by Queenan (Sheen) and Dignam (Wahlberg) to become an undercover agent and try and infiltrate Costello’s operation. Sullivan has no idea that this is happening since his captain Ellerby (Baldwin) is not part of the undercover operatives names. What ensues next is see which side can do their job without getting smoked out as a rat.
The Departed has a lot of action that would make Goodfellas jealous. With the mind games and shady unhanding corruption of police forces makes The Departed a movie worth getting into. Unlike Donnie Brasco, which only a select few knew about the situation, The Departed shows how the police force has rats all through it and not just in front of your face. When a movie makes someone “Oh My God I Did Not See That Coming” that is the declaration of a landmark movie.
The Departed gets a 4.60 out of 5.
It won the Oscar for Best Picture 2007 and Best Director 2007 so it must be worth something…. Right?
The Departed is a must own.
Lucky Number Slevin
In an era where it seems that all movies are doing is making the same thing over and over or sequel after sequel out steps Lucky Number Slevin. Lucky Number Slevin is one of the best movies I have had the pleasure of watching. With such a star studded cast most would think that Slevin would not be as good as it is. This movie keeps you on the edge of your seat and keeps you guessing at what will happen next.
Directed by Paul McGuigan (Wicker Park) who brings his choppy, quick to the punch style to this movie and is what really makes Lucky Number Slevin stand out from the rest. Josh Hartnett (40 Days & 40 Nights) takes the lead role as the wrong person in the wrong place and is confused for his friend Nick Fisher. Fisher happens to owe a lot of money to The Boss, played by Morgan Freeman (Deep Impact), and The Rabbi, played by Sir Ben Kingsley (Ghandi). Bruce Willis plays Mr. Goodkat, an assassin who is making Fisher make the hits that Goodkat will then get payed for. The name dropping doesn’t stop there, Lucy Lui (Kill Bill Vol. 1) plays the neighbor of Fisher who is very determined to find out what is going on, Stanley Tucci (Big Trouble) plays police chief Brikowski. And Mykelti Williamson (Forrest Gump) plays a dimwitted thug that works for The Boss.
As the movie begins in an airport a man in a wheelchair tells a young man about a Kansas City Shuffle, a fixed horse race back in 1979 that resulted in a family’s untimely death. In New York Hartnett’s character is mistaken for his friend Nick Fisher. Since noone knows what Fisher looks like everyone assumes that Harnett is Fisher. He is then taken before two mob bosses that are in the middle of a war with each other. Since Fisher owes money to both sides, he is set up by Mr. Goodkat (Willis) who is hired to kill the son of The Rabbi (Kingsley) by The Boss (Freeman) who believes that his son was killed by The Rabbi’s faction. The accussed Fisher is trying to prove he is not who he says he is but has to go along with the ordeal because his life depends on it.
Lucky Number Slevin has many twists and many more turns that will have you trying to figure things out from the first minute of the movie, but what you don’t get is that what you think will happen either has already happened or you were thinking the wrong way. With Slevin you will find yourself talking about how good this movie was shot and portrayed. This is definitely a movie that will stick with you and make you want to watch it more than once.
Lucky Number Slevin gets a 4.25 out of 5.
This movie is definitely a MUST OWN, even if you don’t like movies you will love this movie.
Directed by Paul McGuigan (Wicker Park) who brings his choppy, quick to the punch style to this movie and is what really makes Lucky Number Slevin stand out from the rest. Josh Hartnett (40 Days & 40 Nights) takes the lead role as the wrong person in the wrong place and is confused for his friend Nick Fisher. Fisher happens to owe a lot of money to The Boss, played by Morgan Freeman (Deep Impact), and The Rabbi, played by Sir Ben Kingsley (Ghandi). Bruce Willis plays Mr. Goodkat, an assassin who is making Fisher make the hits that Goodkat will then get payed for. The name dropping doesn’t stop there, Lucy Lui (Kill Bill Vol. 1) plays the neighbor of Fisher who is very determined to find out what is going on, Stanley Tucci (Big Trouble) plays police chief Brikowski. And Mykelti Williamson (Forrest Gump) plays a dimwitted thug that works for The Boss.
As the movie begins in an airport a man in a wheelchair tells a young man about a Kansas City Shuffle, a fixed horse race back in 1979 that resulted in a family’s untimely death. In New York Hartnett’s character is mistaken for his friend Nick Fisher. Since noone knows what Fisher looks like everyone assumes that Harnett is Fisher. He is then taken before two mob bosses that are in the middle of a war with each other. Since Fisher owes money to both sides, he is set up by Mr. Goodkat (Willis) who is hired to kill the son of The Rabbi (Kingsley) by The Boss (Freeman) who believes that his son was killed by The Rabbi’s faction. The accussed Fisher is trying to prove he is not who he says he is but has to go along with the ordeal because his life depends on it.
Lucky Number Slevin has many twists and many more turns that will have you trying to figure things out from the first minute of the movie, but what you don’t get is that what you think will happen either has already happened or you were thinking the wrong way. With Slevin you will find yourself talking about how good this movie was shot and portrayed. This is definitely a movie that will stick with you and make you want to watch it more than once.
Lucky Number Slevin gets a 4.25 out of 5.
This movie is definitely a MUST OWN, even if you don’t like movies you will love this movie.
Saw III
To make a trilogy there must be III. Saw has finally made its trilogy, with its latest installment of Saw III. Just like it’s predeceors Saw and Saw II , III comes with more gore and more plot twist that make one think “Where the hell did they come up with this?”
Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw II) takes the directing reigns again in Saw III. Bousman takes us into the twisted world of “what will you do to survive.” With all of the original cast since the beginning, Bousman leaves nothing to the imagination and just shows what is in the head of Jigsaw. Torbin Bell dons the robe again as Jigsaw, the insane genius who pushes your will to the breaking point and sees if you will past it. His partner in crime is Amanda, played again by Shawnee Smith, shows us why Jigsaw picked her as his successor in Saw II. Newcomers Angus Macfayden and Bahar Soomekn play the new games that Jigsaw and Amanda have up their sleeves. Donnie Walhberg and Dina Meyer also reprise their roles from Saw II.
“I want to play a game.” That is the reoccurring theme in all of the Saw trilogy. The only thing is that all three movies are basically the same, just with new torture devices. Saw III is set up to be the final chapter, as all finals go there is that window that could lead to a Saw IV.
I cannot really go into a plot scenario with Saw III without hitting all of the twist and turns that the movie brings. I can say that just as you thought it was this way think again, this is Jigsaw who tells you upfront what to do and puts it in plain English for you, its just the way its interpreted that makes the difference. The gore and devices used in Saw III will make anyone cringe and jump saying “Oh My God.”
As with Saw II, Saw III brings the whole story of the original into perspective and shows what was not told in either of the first two movies.
I give this movie a 2.75 out of 5 (Because it is the same movie just redone a different way)
The movie is not a rental or a buyer, Borrow it from somebody who was stupid enough to pay full price for it.
Darren Lynn Bousman (Saw II) takes the directing reigns again in Saw III. Bousman takes us into the twisted world of “what will you do to survive.” With all of the original cast since the beginning, Bousman leaves nothing to the imagination and just shows what is in the head of Jigsaw. Torbin Bell dons the robe again as Jigsaw, the insane genius who pushes your will to the breaking point and sees if you will past it. His partner in crime is Amanda, played again by Shawnee Smith, shows us why Jigsaw picked her as his successor in Saw II. Newcomers Angus Macfayden and Bahar Soomekn play the new games that Jigsaw and Amanda have up their sleeves. Donnie Walhberg and Dina Meyer also reprise their roles from Saw II.
“I want to play a game.” That is the reoccurring theme in all of the Saw trilogy. The only thing is that all three movies are basically the same, just with new torture devices. Saw III is set up to be the final chapter, as all finals go there is that window that could lead to a Saw IV.
I cannot really go into a plot scenario with Saw III without hitting all of the twist and turns that the movie brings. I can say that just as you thought it was this way think again, this is Jigsaw who tells you upfront what to do and puts it in plain English for you, its just the way its interpreted that makes the difference. The gore and devices used in Saw III will make anyone cringe and jump saying “Oh My God.”
As with Saw II, Saw III brings the whole story of the original into perspective and shows what was not told in either of the first two movies.
I give this movie a 2.75 out of 5 (Because it is the same movie just redone a different way)
The movie is not a rental or a buyer, Borrow it from somebody who was stupid enough to pay full price for it.
The Illusionist
For those who loved to be amazed by the elusive world of magic The Illusionist takes it to the next level. In the way magicians keep their audiences on the edges of their seats so does The Illusionist. Based in Vienna in the early 1900's The Illusionist is a story of a poor young lad and his assent in the great world of magic.
Director Neil Burger uses the dark age of magic and puts that into shooting this film. Burger tackled a hard job in capturing the essence of a magician in a time when magic was roughly and unknown act. Edward Norton stars as Eisenheim, a world traveled magician who's magic compares to none other. Paul Giamatti plays Inspector Uhl, the police chief put in charge to find out how Eisenheim performs his magic. Rufus Sewell stars as Prince Leopold, who after being shown-up by Eisenheim trys to drive him out of business. What would a movie be without a leading lady? Jessica Biel tackles the roll of Sophie, a childhood friend of Eisenheim.
The story starts with Eisenheim as a grown man performing magic, but then are taken back to his humble beginnings as the son of a carpenter. Eisenheim befriends Sophie and the two are forced to be separted, which in turn drives the young man out of the country. The story comes back 15 years later and Eisenheim returns as a powerful magician with tricks that noone has ever seen. After clashing with the prince and the murder of his childhood friend, Eisenheim is forced to go to desperate measures to show the world who the prince really is.
The Illusionist has many twists and turns that just like a magic show has people guessing "How'd he do that?" The magic tricks are out of this world and it is amazing just how anyone could of thought these up. Norton does do most of his own magic tricks in the movie. Though The Illusionist seems like it should be a suspense/thriller which it is, there is just a little Romeo and Juliet underlining to it.
The Illusionist gets a 3 out of 5.
This is rental, but the magic tricks are definitely a must own.
Director Neil Burger uses the dark age of magic and puts that into shooting this film. Burger tackled a hard job in capturing the essence of a magician in a time when magic was roughly and unknown act. Edward Norton stars as Eisenheim, a world traveled magician who's magic compares to none other. Paul Giamatti plays Inspector Uhl, the police chief put in charge to find out how Eisenheim performs his magic. Rufus Sewell stars as Prince Leopold, who after being shown-up by Eisenheim trys to drive him out of business. What would a movie be without a leading lady? Jessica Biel tackles the roll of Sophie, a childhood friend of Eisenheim.
The story starts with Eisenheim as a grown man performing magic, but then are taken back to his humble beginnings as the son of a carpenter. Eisenheim befriends Sophie and the two are forced to be separted, which in turn drives the young man out of the country. The story comes back 15 years later and Eisenheim returns as a powerful magician with tricks that noone has ever seen. After clashing with the prince and the murder of his childhood friend, Eisenheim is forced to go to desperate measures to show the world who the prince really is.
The Illusionist has many twists and turns that just like a magic show has people guessing "How'd he do that?" The magic tricks are out of this world and it is amazing just how anyone could of thought these up. Norton does do most of his own magic tricks in the movie. Though The Illusionist seems like it should be a suspense/thriller which it is, there is just a little Romeo and Juliet underlining to it.
The Illusionist gets a 3 out of 5.
This is rental, but the magic tricks are definitely a must own.
The Good Shepard
One of the most covert orgainizations in America finally has roots, be them true or not. The Good Shepard portrays the early makings of the CIA from humble beginings and influences of power. Directed by Robert De Niro (A Bronx Tale), who also has a role as one of the founders of the CIA, takes aim at showing people how and why the CIA was formed.
Matt Damon takes the lead in this movie as we follow his character throughout his life as a college "skull and bones" society member, being used by the FBI to bring down a nazi teacher, to being recruited by the military as an intellegence officer, then becoming a staple and founder of the intellegence section of the CIA. Damon's wife is played by Angelina Jolie (who Damon said was like kissing his sister). The Good Shepard also stars William Hurt (A History Of Violence), Billy Crudup (Without Limits, MI: 3), Alec Baldwin (The Cat In The Hat) and Joe Pesci (Goodfellas).
In the style of the godfather movies The Good Shepard has the audience listening and observing all aspects of the movie to be used in later on. From the Bay of Pigs disaster to the Cold War De Niro shows how all of the events that bought the CIA into life were all linked together by just a handful of people and stopped by just as many people. Damon's character Edward Wilson inhabits a world of betrayal and secrecies only enhancing the irony of the biblical quote inscribed on the CIA's wall- "And ye shall know the truth and the truth shall make you free". While we are given a glimpse into the life of a younger, more vital Wilson, the world he occupies creates the characteristically stolid, humorless man we come to know. A silently haunting Matt Damon carries the film on his shoulders. Edward Wilson is completely introverted and while Damon internalizes his thoughts, some of the films greatest moments are when emotion unknowingly pours out of Wilson through a mere flicker in his eyes.
Altough the movie runs over three hours The Good Shepard engages its audience throughout. With all Shepard has to explain and link there is no possible way to not have it this long.
Despite the length and to some people a dull form of shooting this film it is worth buying a ticket and seeing it in the movie theater.
The Good Shepard gets a 3.5 out of 5.
This is a must own for all fans of De Niro and/or the Godfather and for everyone else.
Lady In The Water
Just when you thought it couldn't be done M.Night Shyamalan comes through with another movie, Lady In The Water. A bedtime story that Shyamalan was telling his daughters gets turned into a major motion picture. M. Night Shymalan brings his expertise in storytelling, yet again, and has characters to remember. Starring Paul Giamatti (Sideways, Big Fat Liar), and Byrce Dallas Howard (The Village), daughter of director Ron Howard. Shyamalan aslo takes a step out from behind the camera to make more that just a cameo.
As the movie begins Shyamalan takes his time in introducing characters and setting the scences. The movie takes place in an apartment complex. Giamatti plays an apartment manager that spots someone or thing swimming in the pool after hours. This someone happens to be Howard who plays a sea nymph from the blue world long forgotten. Howard is trying to get home, but is being stalked by fierce monsters lurking nearby determined to kill her. Giamatti then sets out to try and help her get home.
Lady In The Water is a well shot movie, in the style of Shyamalan, which makes the pictures tell the story and has the audience guessing at what happens next. It also has the typical twists and turns one would expect from only Shyamalan. The concept of making a bedtime story into a movie seems farfetched, but Lady In The Water turns out to be more than jut a bedtime story. It is a story of discovery and purpose and if the opportunity to make a difference is there will you take it, no matter how crazy it seems.
Lady In The Water is a 3.5 out of 5.
This is a rental/own.
(If you liked The Village this is a must own, if you didn't then its a rental)
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